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Feb

All about white people

Posted by The Last Word  Published in Just Plain Funny

Ok maybe white people have some problems, but anyone who wants to move to Canada because they don’t like the US isn’t white! Seriously though check out this blog, it’s a riot.

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11

Jul

Hillary’s baggage

Posted by The Last Word  Published in Just Plain Funny

Finially a candidate’s video that tells it like it is!

Click The Picture below, to Load and play the video

Hillary Clinton’s Stump Video

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29

May

Tired of Liberal Lip? Show them what you think

Posted by The Last Word  Published in Just Plain Funny

Defeat CommunismIf you are tired of the ever whining liberal, don’t waste your breath. Wear a shirt that says it with class.

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29

Apr

If Women Ruled the World

Posted by The Last Word  Published in Just Plain Funny

Following is a series of images worthy of being saved for posterity’s sake.

They were received in an email, so we can’t provide credit to all/any of the authors of these hilarious graphics.

 

Uhm We getting Married or Bowling?
Bowling

A Yellow Tie Doesn’t Go With A Brown Suit?
Car Dealership

A Compact Mouse
Compact Mouse

Why Men Take So Long Parking
Special Parking

Where’s When to Apply Makeup?
Updated Speedometer

I KNew It Existed!
Press Any Key

Let’s Be Honest This Applies To Men
Never TP When Ya Need It

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Tools for the Wife

OK Then Dribble It Is!
OK OK I’ll Leave it Down!

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21

Apr

Remarkable Grasp of the Obvious

Posted by The Last Word  Published in Just Plain Funny

Sometimes, it doesn’t really need to be said

Closed for remodel

Click on Picture to enlarge.

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18

Apr

Politics Explained

Posted by The Last Word  Published in Just Plain Funny

I have no Idea where this came from, so unfortunately can’t give credit where it’s due.

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

Bureaucratic Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

Pure Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

Dictatorship: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

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