In a slumping housing market what can you do to make your listing stand out? How about selling your life on EBay!

This EBay listing (Las Vegas Life - House, Benz, and priceless extras) has a house for less than market value and a collection of perks to go with it. The perks including a young blond woman (Photos Below) for a rent paying roommate, cell phone (with stored numbers - for those into a sleezy lifestyle), car and pickup.

Click Here to check out this embarasing moment from the You tube debate, and pay extra attention to Hillarys reaction.

With Iraq taking center stage and the White House trying to prevent further GOP defections on the war issue, some Americans might miss the fact that there is yet another war brewing on the Senate floor, and unlike the battle in Baghdad, this war is a war of words. Read the Full Article…

We often hear about how the poor Illegal Aliens pay taxes and don’t get benefits. But what’s the truth?

Everyone pays taxes, the question is which taxes. Illegal Aliens pay sales taxes, gasoline taxes, road tolls, energy taxes, utility taxes, and licensing taxes (assuming they own the vehicles we see themn driving).

No one in the list of taxes do we see them paying Income Taxes. Why? because they are here illegally. They don’t have a right to work in the U.S. or a Social Security Card/Number with witch  to pay income taxes. Any work done by an Illegal Alien is illegal.

Now if by some chane, an Illegal Alien is paying income tax it can only mean one thing. They have commited Identity theft, a Crime Punnishable by Law.

Now that we have straightened out the straw man, here is an excerpt from an email to think about.

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Mom was a homemaker and Dad worked all his life and paid into SS. Dad has passed away and now Mom can barely make ends meet. While the possible “illegal” alien in front of her at the grocery store buys the name brands, Mom goes for the generic brands, and day old breads.  She doesn’t have out of state calling on her phone, because she can’t afford it and shops at the thrift shops and dollar stores. She considers having a pizza delivered once a week “eating out”.

She grew up during  the depression, watched her husband go overseas to fight in WW II a year after their marriage, and then they went on to raise, feed and clothe 5 children, struggling to pay tuition for parochial schools.

The Senate voted this week to allow “illegal” aliens access to Social Security benefits. I’m sorry, but how can the Senate justify this slapin the face to born and bred, or naturalized citizens. It is already impossible to live on Social Security alone. If they give  benefits to “illegal” aliens who have never contributed, where does that leave us that have paid into Social Security all our working lives?

Attached is an opportunity to sign a petition that requires citizenship for eligibility to receive Social services. If you do not wish to sign  the petition yourself, please forward on to anyone you think might be interested.

PETITION FOR: President Bush Mr. President: The petition below is a protest against the recent vote of the senate which was to allow illegal aliens access to our social security! We demand that you and all congressional representatives require citizenship for anyone to be eligible for social services in the United States.

In a hopeless quest to become President by dividing the Nation and Appeasing Left Wing Wackos, Senator Joe Biden increases CO2 Emissions by opening his mouth (More than one sheet is needed for verbal diarrhea).

Let’s be clear (Liberal/Progressive Buzz Phrase), By teaching moral relativism, providing nothing but hopelessness to our youth, degrading the value of human life, impoverishing minorities with welfare slavery, destroying the middle class with taxes, and performing bloodless cues by subverting the US Constitution the Democrat and his Party (no poor allowed) has caused the crisis of killer kids.

Since when are the teachers unions run by conservatives?

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Sheryl Crow demands the use of one sheet of Toilet Paper and wonders why Rove says don’t touch me, after grabbing his are at a Washington Dinner.

Sheryl Crow says we should use one sheet peer sitting (for sake of argument she didn’t clarify gender, so we must AssUme she means shitting - men don’t need One sheet to take a leak), or possibly two or three in those pesky situations. Lets be serious (Progressive/Liberal Catch Phrase), do you think this spoiled wench only uses one sheet per shitting (notice how her Huffington Post article about the incident doesn’t mention the words One Square)?

Do you think she would use only 3 sheets (squares) when she had the runs? Perhaps we should document this (Liberals Love Documentaries). I suggest Sheryl Crow, eats a lunch of Hot Salsa and in Tiawanna or Nogales Mexico, then comes back to the US with her Documentary Camera Crew to Prove that One sheet covers Sheryl Crow’s needs.

The amazing thing about this incident is that liberals actually think conservatives are stupid, well I say by liberal standards I may be stupid, but at least my mother taught me about hygiene.

And the Jackass of the Week Award goes to Jonathan Edwards

Originally when I first heard Edwards spouting off about Two Americas I thought Shiester Lawyer. But now I know that he’s right (well he’s left, but that would be wrong).

In my America a straight man’s haircut only costs $10-$20 Dollars. In his America a haircut costs $400.

My suggestion to Mister Edwards is this; if you truly want to fix the problem of two America’s and bring equality to the masses (something I truly doubt), go out and get a $12 Dollar haircut and then pay for 66.6 other men to get the same haircut (or better yet let his campiagn funds pay for them).

Otherwise your compasion about the downtrodden in America, the lesser of the two Americas is a load of Donkey Dung from Americas biggest Jackass.

Former Senator and Current Governer of New Jersey was injured in an Automobile Collision on thursday evening while traveling to the Imus / Rutgers  Apology meeting (why was he even involved? Was he going to pardon Imus?).

According to Anthony Coley, Governor Jon Corzine’s Spokesman, the Governer may not have been wearing a seatbelt. Based on his injuries: a thigh bone broken in two places and lacerating his skin, a broken sternum, six broken ribs on each side, a head laceration and a minor fracture on a lower vertebrae, most intelligent people would concur.

The accident was caused by a “hit and run driver” veering into another vehicles lane, causing them to compensate by colliding with Corzine.

This brings two questions to mind:

• Why wasn’t the Gooverner wearing a seat belt, and will he and his driver recieve a ticket like any other resident of New Jersey?
• Was the Hit and Run Driver an Illegal Immegrant? (only time will tell)

Unlike a number of Left-Wing bloggers (think Bush, Cheney, Heston) who write about conservatives, we Pray that Governer Corazine will recover to live a long and prosperous life outside of politics.

Since when is Nappy Headed a term that only people of African Descent can claim? Who doesn’t know someone of Middle Eastern or Irish descent with nappy hair?

And as far as Ho? The word has runined mainstream music, television, movies and even the stage! It’s used by people of every ethnic background on every media format imaginable.

The truth is, this attack against Imus comes down to a couple simple factors:

1. The United States is Sue Happy
2. Sharpton & Jackson are loosing power (Barak Obama proves people of African descent can Succeed)
3. Politicians need to pander

The result of this political tyrany is:

1. The Imus simulcast has been cancelled by MSNBC (Remember Imus invests heavily in a cancer ranch for children - and MSNBC has cut his salary)
2. White People can no longer use the term knappy headed, even though a lot of crackers are knappy headed
3. Sharpton & Jackson are gaining new credibility

Where is the equality

1. Jackson & Sharpton condem Duke Lacross players, and have made anti semetic comments
2. Rosie Odonnell calls Christians a greater threat than Radical Islam
3. John Edwards hired bloggers that are Anti-Catholic and doesn’t apologize to the Christian Community
4. Jessie Jackson calls NYC Heime Town

Since Great Minds think alike, here are acouple more blogs that wrote posts with the title Give Imus A Break:

• BIGJIM.org » Give Imus a Break
• crawfordslist » Cut the Victim Crap and Give Imus a Break